Dear Wal mart shoppers:
Is it really necessary to bring your whole extended family grocery shopping with you? Could we not just maybe pick a representative? Is it really necessary for said extended family (including pawpaw memaw & all 17 grandchildren, plus mama, daddy, and assorted cousins, etc.) to occupy the width of an entire aisle while not even shopping for a product, but having some sort of family discussion instead. Is that a have-to? Hmmm? Or how about when you barge unchecked in front of another unsuspecting shopper with two of your children in tow, effectively blocking the aisle so that said shopper is unable to complete their perusal of the shelved items. This phenomenon is compounded by the fact that one of your children insists on having super duper grape-kiwi-strawberry fruit punch blast kool aid for this week, & the other one wants wacky wildberry blue watermelon twist. Is this a planned experience that makes your shopping trip more complete?
Also, just curious to know if your shopping extravaganza requires a dress code. In every sighting of these extended family groups, at least one member is wearing (a) tweety bird, (b) tinkerbell, (c) betty boop, (d) fleece pajama pants (either with a busy pattern or some sort of adjective printed across the seat), or (e) any combination of those items.
Have an answer for any of that? If so, I'd love to hear it. I'm just curious.
Is it really necessary to bring your whole extended family grocery shopping with you? Could we not just maybe pick a representative? Is it really necessary for said extended family (including pawpaw memaw & all 17 grandchildren, plus mama, daddy, and assorted cousins, etc.) to occupy the width of an entire aisle while not even shopping for a product, but having some sort of family discussion instead. Is that a have-to? Hmmm? Or how about when you barge unchecked in front of another unsuspecting shopper with two of your children in tow, effectively blocking the aisle so that said shopper is unable to complete their perusal of the shelved items. This phenomenon is compounded by the fact that one of your children insists on having super duper grape-kiwi-strawberry fruit punch blast kool aid for this week, & the other one wants wacky wildberry blue watermelon twist. Is this a planned experience that makes your shopping trip more complete?
Also, just curious to know if your shopping extravaganza requires a dress code. In every sighting of these extended family groups, at least one member is wearing (a) tweety bird, (b) tinkerbell, (c) betty boop, (d) fleece pajama pants (either with a busy pattern or some sort of adjective printed across the seat), or (e) any combination of those items.
Have an answer for any of that? If so, I'd love to hear it. I'm just curious.
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