The Wal Mart Experience: Like a Rhinestone Cowboy....

Dear Wal Mart Shopper: Hey there, cowboy, betcha didn't know you were gonna make my day when you got dressed this morning. Do you know how long it's been since I've seen maroon jeans? Have I ever seen maroon jeans? I know one thing for sure, you rocked out those jeans, along with your cowboy boots, personalized leather belt, and plaid shirt with mother-of-pearl snaps. You, sir, are what makes Wal Mart tolerable.