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Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Wal Mart Experience: Parking Lot Syndrome, Part 1 (Review of Arrows)

Dear Wal mart Shopper:
 I'm about to toss some info out there I betcha didn't know: You know how the parking lot's laid out? With slanted parking slots & arrows? Yeah? Well, those arrows are what we call "directional", that is, the flow of traffic is to move in the direction in which the arrow is pointing. Those slanted parking spots work out so much better for the driver that follows the directional arrows. Also, these arrows are meant to be both universal & self-explanatory. That's why there is no fine print under each one explaining how the system works. My thoughts? If you are having trouble understanding the "Directional, Universal, Self-Explanatory Arrow System", your ability to operate a motor vehicle becomes extremely questionable. So do us all a favor and stay home.

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