Dear Wal Mart Shopper:
Is it necessary to wear camouflage clothing while shopping at large outdoors value stores? Even though you're not at Wal Mart?? Does it carry over? Because I was a little afraid they wouldn't let me in the door with regular clothes on. In fact, I was almost embarassed because I didn't meet the dress code. Foolishly, I wasn't aware that one had to dress in hunting gear to simply purchase hunting/fishing supplies. Why is that? Is it just in case an unsuspecting monster buck wanders out from behind that rack of North Face jackets? Or perhaps you accidentally flush a covey of quail from underneath a kayak? Or are you just trying to reassure yourself, as well as those around you, that you are, indeed, a Serious Hunter? Think on that one and get back to me.
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