Dear Wal Mart Shopper:
I don't know what Wal Mart means to you. To me, it means a shopping trip where I can buy anything from charcoal and lighter fluid to make up to underwear, all at roll back pricing. It is a place to buy my groceries. I was not aware that some of you also consider it a place to consummate your relationship. Just in case you were wondering, the check out line is not a good place to make out. You are obviously the type who digs PDA, and I think maybe that the Wal Mart check out line would rank right up there on "Top 10 Most Public Places to Suck Face." So, I guess, from your point of view, that was a totally awesome move on your part. But let me speak for everybody else: Not cool.
I don't know what Wal Mart means to you. To me, it means a shopping trip where I can buy anything from charcoal and lighter fluid to make up to underwear, all at roll back pricing. It is a place to buy my groceries. I was not aware that some of you also consider it a place to consummate your relationship. Just in case you were wondering, the check out line is not a good place to make out. You are obviously the type who digs PDA, and I think maybe that the Wal Mart check out line would rank right up there on "Top 10 Most Public Places to Suck Face." So, I guess, from your point of view, that was a totally awesome move on your part. But let me speak for everybody else: Not cool.
