Dear Wal Mart Shopper: Could you please enlighten me on one thing? Are salad ingredients and accessories so titillating you cannot pull yourself away from them? I mean, that section is not that big. Sure, dressing make up a large part of it. But the rest is bacon bits and croutons, and really, is there that much difference between brands? Sure, sure, I know you need a few to select which dressing you want. But I can usually do that in like, 15 seconds, tops. Does it take a discussion between you, your husband, and your 3-year-old about whether to buy Texas Toast croutons or the off brand? It's STALE BREAD. How can it be that different? Same with bacon bits. It's DEHYDRATED MEAT PRODUCT. Let's all get together on the same page and move it along, shall we?
