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Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Wal Mart Experience: Cartoon Character Ettiquite


Dear Wal Mart Shopper: 
So, I owe some cartoon characters an apology. While I mentioned Betty Boop, Tinkerbell, & Tweety Bird as being among the elite of Wal Mart couture, it seems that I have overlooked Taz. My heartfelt apologies, Mr. Devil, for this gross oversight on my part. Let me also use this opportunity to remind all you shoppers out there that t...his shirt is appropriate for a school aged child. Okay, I'll even allow high school. But if you are 45 years old with bleach blonde hair, a marlboro dangling from the corner of your mouth, and have a rebel flag tat on your calf, this shirt is not for you. It does not take the edge off your appearance, rather it adds to the trashiness.