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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Homeland Security

Dear Wal Mart Shopper: 
Hey there, guy....I can see that you're a little angry...how do I know that?  Well it could be that you have a stuffed rattlesnake wrapped around the brim of your super-snazzy cowboy hat, complete in attack mode with its mouth wide open.  Or ir could be that you brought your militia in with you, whom to me look like two MeeMaws,. one with gray pigtails, and one with camo fatigues.  If you see any local threat to our national security, please let me know.  I'll be happy to do my part.

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